The Guardian Cryptic AnswersWednesday, 12th March 2003 There are 14 across clues and 14 down clues for the The Guardian Cryptic crossword on Wednesday, 12th March 2003. View the answers below.. All The Guardian Cryptic Answers All PublicationsThe AnswersNumber# Clue Answer AAcross 1: Need an alternative to the Muses, for exampleENNEADAAcross 4: Medic admitting abduction of tradesmanDRAPERAAcross 9: So his Jews haven't converted?JEHOVAH'S WITNESSAAcross 10: Catalyst stimulating Fritz's ultimate enemyENZYMEAAcross 11: River on which servicemen absorb points for interpretationEXEGESISAAcross 12: Inverts catch VD? NonsenseCLAPTRAPAAcross 14: Difficult time to get arousedTHORNYAAcross 15: No place for hedonists seeking culture in BathSPARTAAAcross 18: Guru protecting wrecked boat from malicious interferenceSABOTAGEAAcross 21: Bearer of news about the comic relief in Macbeth?REPORTERAAcross 22: Have a good time, taking in a showREVEALAAcross 24: Dog is eating a short dog and is being treated accordinglyMUTATIS MUTANDISAAcross 25: Editorial report on songsLIEDERAAcross 26: Vessel, earthbound but poshCLASSYDDown 1: Incorruptible Queen's name amid the raised deadETERNALDDown 2: Alternately into hockey and hanky-pankyNOOKYDDown 3: A partner reflects: "Rugby Union used to be"AMATEURDDown 5: Excellent fellows wearing right clothesRAIMENTDDown 6: Somehow copes with tent at festivalPENTECOSTDDown 7: Lads' languageRUSSIANDDown 8: Snake taking shelter when at restASLEEPDDown 13: Hold forth about origin of fast puncturePERFORATEDDown 16: Film starting before the last one?PREQUELDDown 17: Not beginning final journey on horseback, perhapsASTRIDEDDown 18: Commit minor offence with obnoxious gas rising from backside?SCRUMPDDown 19: Brought up to burgle and thieve heartlessly, winding up hereBORSTALDDown 20: Force to sign with pleasureGRATIFYDDown 23: Locations abandoned by Oriental deityVENUS